KING JACK OFF.ONLINE
WELCOME TO KINGJACKOFF.ONLINEA farewell tribute site made in approximately one hour and emotionally financed by Monaco pricing trauma.This website was originally created as a farewell present for a certain loud American poker commentator who shall remain unnamed for completely legal reasons.Ok fine. It was made for Joe Stapleton.Joe kept talking about making this website himself during one of his final broadcasts, so I threw it together for him as a gift.Monaco finally broke him financially, spiritually, and metabolically.Built during severe EV loss, possible dehydration, and dangerous levels of Mediterranean pricing exposure.Any resemblance to real poker personalities is purely coincidental and probably caused by sleep deprivation and late registration.
Monaco
Monaco is so expensive that I had to satellite into buying a bottle of water.Monaco is so expensive that the €5/€10 cash games are considered “budget conscious.”Monaco is so expensive that I saw a man tank fold preflop because parking was due.Monaco is so expensive that I considered selling action on lunch.Monaco is so expensive that the casino ATM asks if YOU are sure you can afford this.
Monaco is so expensive that a red bull and sandwich has higher variance than PLO.Monaco is so expensive that I saw a poker pro tip the waiter with tournament dollars.Monaco is so expensive that even the rich people look uncomfortable.Monaco is so expensive that I started understanding bankroll management.
We'll miss you Stapes
Facts:
- Everyone does in fact love a chopped pot- We are all now in the "Danger Zone"- We will NEVER know if it's hole or hold cards
Poker will never recoverEveryone is wishing you all the best sir
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